Contests

HAVE MERCY Indeed!! We were overwhelmed by the volume of entries for the Joe Perry Grammy contest.  A GIANT Thank You  to all who entered, I think all the positive comments and energy are gonna have an effect on the voters, call it mental telepathy or whatever you want, let's hope all this Karma rubs off when the ballot is opened!!

Top Ten Reasons Why Joe Perry Should win the Grammy:
 
10. Joe did not take the well deserved break on his year off from Aerosmith, he poured all his energy into this album.
 9. He took a risk and followed thru on his vision which was a very personal music choice.
 8.  About time! He's a Living Legend and deserves at least 10 of these.
 7. This album was born out of passion, not residuals.
 6. Smart enough to use Ross Halfin to shoot the Cover.
 5. Cause he IS Joe F'n Perry, of course.
 4. Because, well, who would have thought?
 3. He needs a new trophy to go on his new mantle in his new house.
 2. So we can see him get all duded up, give an acceptance speech and remind us(cause we forget) that Billie is the love of his life.
 1. So there is an excuse to have Ross Halfin shoot more hot photos of Joe, now holding his Grammy.
 Elizabeth Sloan

# 10 Because he needs something to clean the mud from his horses hooves with
# 9 Because, just the other day, Billie was asking Joe for more things to dust
 #8 You mean they aren't just gonna give it to him???
 # 7 It will make a good ad slogan for his hot sauce  ( Boneyard Brew by Grammy winner Joe Perry
 #6 So he can finally prove to people that he's not Steve Perry from Journey.
 #5 So the Patriots, Bruins, and Red Sox can rub it for good luck.
 # 4 So he can thumb his nose at Steven and say " na na na na boo boo"
 # 3  Because Helllooooo, He deserves it
 #2 Because he Shakes My Cage
 And the # 1 reason why Joe Perry should win the grammy is.... Because he's Joe F'n Perry
 Kevin Wallace

#10 Because he's JOE!
#  9 Because he's JOE PERRY!
#  8 Because he's JOE F'N PERRY!
#  7 Because he's JOE F'N, ROCK YOUR WORLD PERRY!
#  6 Because he's JOE F'N, ROCK YOUR WORLD, RIFF WAILING, PERRY!
#  5 Because he's JOE F'N, ROCK YOUR WORLD, RIFF WAILING, IN YOUR FACE, PERRY!
#  4 Because he's JOE F'N, ROCK YOUR WORLD, RIFF WAILING, IN YOUR FACE, OFF THE CHARTS, PERRY!
#  3 Because he's JOE F'N, ROCK YOUR WORLD, RIFF WAILING, IN YOUR FACE, OFF THE CHARTS, MERCY PLAYING, PERRY!
#  2 Because he's JOE F'N, ROCK YOUR WORLD, RIFF WAILING, IN YOUR FACE, OFF THE CHARTS, MERCY PLAYING, GUITAR GOD, PERRY!
#  1 I just told you why! Need I say more? HAVE MERCY, THE GRAMMY GOES TO JOE F'N PERRY!!!!!!!

Beth Ann O'Toole

10. This DUDE ( Does Not Look Like A Lady)
9. Other guitarists ( Can’t Compare )
8. Can’t get Joe ( Outta Your Head )
7. Joe’s ( Three Mile Smile )
6. The ( Hands That Feeds ) us Great Music
5. Joes Dollhouse.. ( Toys In The Attic )
4. He ( Keeps The Train A Rollin )
3. Always ( Shakin My Cage )
2. 30 Years Of ( Same Old Song & Dance ) Thank you!
1. ( MERCY )… Joe Plays with ( Sweet Emotion ) 

Kevin & Michelle Siemiawski

 10.Joe can play his guitar on his back!
9.Err hello? He plays guitar!!! , sings!!!!! writes music AND lyrics!!!!! Had his own hotsauce!!! What else do you want one person to do eh???
8.Who else over 50 looks THAT h-o-t- shirtless?????
7.He's got that mean & moddy thing going on...... grrrrr
6.Joe Perry had a recording studio-his is basement!!!! I mean how cool is that?!?!?
5.He's a family man and you can see he really loves his wife. Ahhhhhhh bless.
4.THAT guitar (White 'Billie' one) is actually stunning. period. Can i have it? Pleasssssse!!! No? Okay i understand.....
3.Can you smoke a cigar and play guitar? (Haha i made that rhyme!!!!)
2.Nobody else sounds better singing "...Looking so good that i couldnt let her go..." during Train! (Kept A Rollin')!!!!
1.Finally....Who else can pull off 'F!#*ing' as if it were his real middle name?
Sally Fox